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: and this dumbass pulled up in a porsche and he said he was going to whoop my ass! so then I let him go for about 10 car lengths and floor it, and I blow his doors off of course, so he gets mad and jumps out of his car with a baseball bat, so I get out of my car and get ready for the shit to go down!
: All if have is a 2 lb. buttplug and a pair of some used panties I paid $40 bucks for, so I macguyver it into a makeshift sling shot and pop him in the head with it while his bat was in midswing!
: then I give him a swift sidekick to the jaw, now mind you when my leg was up I had to make the decision whether or not to break his jaw or simply kill him, but I am a kind man. : So now he is laying in a pool of his own blood. I reach down and grab his fist, ball it up and hit him with it and I said "stop hitting yourself!, stop hitting yourself!" Then I left. : Just another tuesday.
thought we owned performance cars, not rolling christmas fucking trees.-ni[X]it
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